Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Wednesday Randomness: You Couldn't Pay Me To...

Happy Wednesday! This week's topic is "You Couldn't Pay Me To..."

I thought this was going to be an easy topic, but it's not! Every time I thought about something, I would think Well, if it was enough money... LOL 

But I pushed forward. :-) So here is my "You Couldn't Pay Me To..." list. 

1) Sky Diving - Never ever ever going to jump out of a plane. Even the thuoght of it makes my entire body tense up horribly. I'll lump bungee cord jumping with this one or pretty much anything that involves falling to earth at high speeds. Or falling to earth in general. I have a fear of heights. I suffered through a roller coaster ride for my youngest when he first tried one. That's as far as I'll go with that though. Everything else? Nuh uh.

2) Eat Live Bugs. I would never make it on a reality show that made you do this. I nearly lost my lunch when, on Food Network, they were talking about Casu Marzu - a delicacy in Sardinia, Italy and somewhere in France, I believe. What is it? It's maggot-y cheese, people. LIVE FREAKING MAGGOTS. I just can't even... *gag* If you are ultra curious about this, follow this link. Meanwhile, I'll be brushing my teeth because I puked in my mouth a little at the thought. 

3) Have anything to do with poisonous spiders. Oh hell, any spider. And I know, spiders are all around, blah blah blah. Well, if they are seen, they are dead. D. E. A. D....DEAD! I can't imagine living in some of the places that have the huge ones as big as your hand and stuff. I would die. Seriously, just drop dead. I wouldn't be able to live. 

4) Kill Someone. Would I kill someone to defend myself or someone I love? Oh yes. But just for money. Nope. (I feel like this is too simple of a thing to put, but it's true.)

5) Cheat on My Husband. What can I say, I love the crazy man. No amount of money would ever push me to do that. 

And that's all I can come up with right now. I'm sure I'll think of a blue million things once these posts go live. LOL

Go on and see what the other girls wouldn't do no matter what the payout...

Bronwyn Green
Gwendolyn Cease
Jenny Trout
Kellie St. James
Kris Norris

Until next week!


  1. You've got some great ones on here! I need to add numbers 2, 4 and 5 to my list! :D

  2. Awesome list! I love that your #1 was my entire list of what you couldn't pay me to do. I'll have to add a bunch of new stuff I would never do to my list. Bugs is a big old NO!!! Yuck!

  3. I think if someone wanted to pay me a fairly hefty sum for sex, my husband would be okay with it. But then it wouldn't be cheating, right?

  4. You know... I'm thinking if you paid me a billion dollars, I might do the odd thing on here, lol. Nice list. I'm with Jen... I'm thinking partners might be okay if it were a billion dollars for one night in the sack, lol.

  5. LOL thank you for including murder. ;)